It’s been a week for funny signs in shops. A friend texted me from the station to report seeing a sign in a Marks and Spencer’s Food store: ‘Takeaway bananas’. We have been musing over the idea of a non-take-away banana.
Meanwhile, down by the nuts and snacks in our local supermarket the other day, I was intrigued to see an aisle labelled ‘Single Crisps’. I knew we were in the midst of austerity cuts, but I didn’t realise that people were buying single crisps. Whatever next? A drop of water in a tiny plastic capsule, to go with your crisp?